Mayor of Beacon Hills: Why did the uniform budget triple this year??
Sheriff Stilinski: *looks uncomfortably over at Parrish*
I aspire to be this cool.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via otherlonelypeople)
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
why are people mean to Steve Buscemi? People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face. Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you. Steve Buscemi is really nice. He does volunteer work. He used be a firefighter. He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding. There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.
steve buscemi was piloting his own helicopter and airlifting people out of hurricane katrina’s aftermath before the national guard even showed up he’s such a good dude
Always reblog for good guy Steve Buscemi.
He’s amazing!
(via marcmack)
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
Thine octopus
Thy chronic depression
(Source: supercolm, via wolfstarforever)
wittyclitty asked: When you get this list 5 things that make you happy then pass it along to last 10 people in your activity
Naps
Naps
Naps
The destruction of my enemies
Naps
"A man of words and not of deeds
Is like a garden full of weeds"
Is like a garden full of weeds"
"Human progress isn’t measured by industry. It’s measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege."
— Doctor Who
