That explains a lot.

That explains a lot.

New earring!

New earring!

anonymoosse said: Of all the romantic things anyone might have done for you, which one did you appreciate the most?

Someone once wrote me a little book of haikus about me.

My goal in life is to go a whole week without crying.

Nothing quite like the feeling of putting on a new pair of socks.

Nothing quite like the feeling of putting on a new pair of socks.

Tags: socks!

"Movies and shows give women unrealistic expectations of romance."

— Lazy men

Depressios.

Depressios.

Works for both Birthday cakes and impromptu demon summonings.

Works for both Birthday cakes and impromptu demon summonings.

Tags: candles

Nothing like a cool, refreshing bottle of Leninade!

Top of the box says - Our 5-year plan: drink a bottle a day for 5 years and become a hero of socialist flavour.

Nothing like a cool, refreshing bottle of Leninade!

Top of the box says - Our 5-year plan: drink a bottle a day for 5 years and become a hero of socialist flavour.